Spanky!

The one, the only…

Spanky!

He likes:

• Football!
• Scratching his bum!
• Playing PS3!
• Megan Fox!
• Nascar!

Dislikes:

• Spanky likes everything. (he’s a simple soul!)

Spanky moved to Hollywood from Chicago (Go BEARS!) to fulfill his dreams of playing the drums in a John Denver revival band.

Still waiting for his big break, he spends his time at Urth Cafe on Melrose eating crumbs off the ground (he’s a struggling musician afterall), and crashing on girls couches (he’s a musician afterall).

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