How To Masturbate For Girls!*

Us ladies like touchy time as much as the boys!

And unless you’re a dirt clog, or on Jersey Shore, you probably know that girl parts are different than boys!

Guys figure this out how to spanky spank pretty easily. But us girls…much more complicated! There are so many different ways a girl can stimulate her love blossom (not to mention those nipples! Tingly all over!). Since lady parts are much more complex than a mansicle, it takes girls a bit longer to figure out what feels lovely.

Most girls discover those ‘warm sensations’ when they’re young. Sheets, clothes, or even water can graze them in just the right way that it makes them go ‘ahhh’!  We call this technique ‘The Graze’.  You let soft things just ‘graze’ you.

The next level is finger time! Yep, use those fingers ladies! That’s what they’re there for (well, one of the reasons…) Fingers work best when you rub them on your ‘lady pearl’. This is also known as your clitoris, or as my Aunt Mildred says, your happy button! (When she told me that I was scarred for life).

If you want to go to level 3, then you can gently slip your fingers inside and move them around in a circular fashion.

Level 4…OBJECTS! We at Teddy Love prefer to use toys. Vibrators!  A girl’s 3rd best friend (diamonds and Matt Damon will always come first!)

If you can’t afford an vibe, or you run out of batteries, then use a household object!

Be creative.

Anything long and smooth will work (Bananas, Cucumbers, a watermelon* (HA!).

*If you can use a watermelon I know some ‘film’ producers you should call!

 

Be sure to clean whatever you’re putting in your tunnel of love!!!  Never put anything dirty up there! Your health is very important, and your va-jay jay is like a delicate eco-system.  Respect the girl environment.

We also like to take a bath and let the water pour over our sweet baby Jane.  You can also do this in the shower!  Be creative and have fun!

Here is a diagram of what you’re packing down under!

When you’re exploring yourself, remember that it can take a long time to ‘quiver with delight’.  You need to really be in the mood and feel spectacular!  It can take anywhere from a few minutes (if you’re really horny) and up!  I had a friend who masturbated for 19 days!  (In bear years!)

• The  clitoris is where all your nerves are located.  This feels really good when it’s tickled.
• The Urethra is the hole below the clitoris is where the gold flows, if you know what I mean.
• The Va-ja jay is your tunnel to love and purring.  It leads to your ovaries.  This is where the rabbit ‘hides’.
• The labia is your lips that surround your little love blossom.  You have 2 sets!

Find out what feels good and just go with it!

Remember to NOT GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD, you’ll spoil the vibe!  That means you need to focus on how it feels.  Explore yourself and find the groove that works best.  Each day you’ll have a different rhythm!  After you become a masturbation pro  you’ll know what works best for your body and can turn it on anytime.

Most of the time a rhythmic rubbing of the clitoris is usually all you need!  Rub in a light circular or side to side motion.  Remember to focus (look at a picture of Justin Bieber and image he’s singing just to you!)

For more info on how to masturbate, visit the main page!  And be sure to check out the vibrators we’ve researched for you.  Because you deserve to feel beautiful!