How Do You Masterbate?

These Teddies Will Show You All The Secrets To Masturbate!

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Welcome to Teddi Luv!

Starring:

Wanky is gay.  And we don’t mean happy.  He pretty much says it as it is and doesn’t give a hoot what you think!

Spanky is the ‘big lug’ of the group.  He’d find masturbation the funniest thing ever…if he wasn’t so busy doing it!

Prim and proper, masturbating is something she’d never admit to doing!  (Of course she does it all the time!)

These cute and cuddley bears are gonna school you in the secrets of birds, bees & bears!

So if you’ve ever wondered how to masterbate, look those further than these fun loving teddies!

The thing about bears is, sexual needs are natural to them.

They’re not all hung up and shy like us humans.  If they want some self lovin’, they GO FOR IT!

We’re sure you might finding talking about masturbation a taboo, so we created this site so you could have some fun and learn at the same time.

Please check out the site and leave comments in the sections below.

So if you want to know how to masterbate for guys, or how to masterbate for girls then you’re in luck.  If you want to know how to masturbate for a sea lion, then you’re at the wrong site!

Also be sure to click the links as we’ve worked out some great deals on vibrators, personal lubricant, condoms and more!

Remember, masturbation never hurt anyone, so just go with it! (Just don’t get caught by your mom!  That would FREAK her out!)  LOL

We LOVE a good vibrator.

If you’ve never tried one, let’s just say Lulu has broken 3!  (So only buy quality ones!)

Also be sure to grab some lube if you’re gonna be greasing the chokehold.

They make lubricants that heat up, cool down, taste great and can fly!  (Okay, we made up the flying part.)

Click on the following pages to find out more on:

So enjoy the site and have fun! (Just don’t masturbate to this site, the bears won’t like it!)

(No teddy bears were harmed in the making of this site!)

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Leave A Reply (22 comments So Far)


  1. linda
    698 days ago

    What ever you do, don’t try a poster, a pillow, and use your imagination. Creative imagination to get to the real thing.


  2. Heat
    698 days ago

    Start by getting too some personal lubricant, try it. The sensation is wonderful and like nothing else you have tried! Always use lube with toys too by the way!


  3. Louise
    698 days ago

    About the lube, yes you are right. Lube is needed because the peel will dry out and the lube will help keep you slippery and slick. Just right and perfect for an action.


  4. Anne
    698 days ago

    The lube to use must be water-based lubrication, this avoids irritations and infections. Also, different body creams, lotions and oils work as well. Don’t use it on vaginal insertion, it will cause vaginal PH imbalance and cause yeast infection or irritations.


  5. Bizzell
    698 days ago

    Lubrication is essential. Never ever forget it. And for the real, condom should be used to avoid infections.


  6. Sar
    698 days ago

    Masturbation is hardly compulsory, but it is a safe way to explore ones body and relieve sexual tension. At the end of the day, it’s fun and it doesn’t harm anyone.


  7. Mack
    698 days ago

    Psychological “side-effect”masturbating, one can think of it as pleasurable. It becomes a form of addiction to the point that it interrupts normal daily activities, commitments, responsibilities, or even sleep.


  8. jam
    698 days ago

    Good stuffs about masturbating are beneficial,like to experiencing pleasure, to relieving tension (sexual tension or general tension) or stress, to engaging in sex when the partner is not around or does not want to do it, for relaxation. Learning about what feels good and how you like to be stimulated or pleasured and also remember masturbation is a wonderful form of safe sex.


  9. Simmon
    698 days ago

    I would highy reccomend not using a lotion…use a personal lubricant! A lube is made for what you want to do.


  10. Sanders
    698 days ago

    I love sex toys, I think they are fun, and they help me achieve the orgasm. I have a couple I really like, vibrators mostly, but I would like more.


  11. Star
    698 days ago

    During your session, get nude, lubricate your penis and masturbate standing. Now you will not initially succeed, but keep practicing.


  12. soria
    698 days ago

    Breathe and relax your body, the more the energy move away from the genitals giving rise to whole body orgasms. The more you can relax when turned on, the more likely a man can experience full body orgasms without ejaculation.


  13. Ben
    698 days ago

    Make some sounds when masturbating. Make erotic sounds of pleasure, the more sounds you make the more the energy can move out of the genitals and lead to a whole body experience.


  14. Florence
    698 days ago

    Always do it alone, lock doors.. Masturbation, however, should not replace a healthy sex life with a partner — to do so is to lose out on the intimacy of closeness, and the effort and reward of a mutually beneficial relationship.


  15. Rose
    698 days ago

    Really sexy experience a few women had the opportunity to enjoy. Every female gets wet at the sound of a man groaning with delight, making this a potential sexual favorite.


  16. Adam
    698 days ago

    Guys, an advise.. When using the quick release, squeeze down on the glans when you quickly slide off the end. Your penis will want your touch but then when you are about to cum, allow it to dance freely until it explodes. It is a different feeling. try it you’ll like it.


  17. Dora
    698 days ago

    Masturbating with a condom is also great. You got to buy a condom slightly bigger than your penis. Next with one hand grab the bump or reservoir at the tip and pull up, slowly then with the other hand, pull down at the base until the fingers holding the tip touch the head. Rhythm and pace will satisfy it.


  18. HS
    698 days ago

    Try doing this. At the end of the day on a nude beach with no one close by, lay on your back, raise your thighs to a 45 degree angle, and lube up your dick and thighs. If you get the angle of your dick and thighs exactly right, you can thrust your dick against your thighs and squeeze it back down again.


  19. Arnold
    698 days ago

    This is kinda funny. Those bears! It just made me laugh! And oh… these masturbating tips? They’re crazy good. Haha!


  20. Sugar
    698 days ago

    Dude, I would try this anytime! This is just crazy right here. And oh! For sure some of my brothers would love to grab some of these.


  21. Vanessa
    698 days ago

    Call me crazy! But I just think these bears are looking too hot I wanna do them right now. LOL. And oh! I just thought those vibrators are the coolest toys any naughty girl should have.


  22. April
    698 days ago

    This is crazy. Why would anyone want to do this? Or read this? I’m sorry. I just came across (and scanning) through my brother’s computer and this is crazy. He just left his table. He was here reading this with his girlfriend? Sick!